How could this go wrong?

And so it all begins. My first of what I imagine to be many rambling, poorly put together, nigh unintelligible posts. I have to be honest. I'm a little exited, a little nervous but what's the worst that could happen? I by some random chance type in the exact letter and number sequence that awakens the slumbering leviathan that is the internet's long dormant sentience and it conquers the globe in a matter of minutes crushing all of humanity under it's digitally iron shod heel.(the odds of that are low though, right?)

Anyway, a lot of you are probably wondering; who is this guy? Why is he even starting a blog if he doesn't think he should? Why would anyone ever read this for more than a minute? Why do people start new blogs when there's so many good ones to read already? Why do people start new blogs when there's so many that are absolute rubbish already? Who put the bomp in the bompshubompshubomp and didn't they realize there was already two bomps in there? Well if you are thinking these things, you really should stop because I'm not going to answer any of it.Mostly in the hopes that all that intrigue will keep you coming back and partially because I don't really have any of the answers...yet.

Seeing as I have little to say and typed the majority of this out because I dreaded leaving my blog empty for any amount of time; I'm going to bid all of you adieu. I hope to see you back here again soon.(not that I can see you reading this.that would be creepy)Happy new year everyone.