Friday, June 25, 2010

Magneto for Prez!



Watching an episode of "Wolverine and the X-men" today I re-realized something that I never should have forgotten;






Magneto is King awesome of wicked-cool island.












As magneto decimated the X-men for what seems like the umpteenth time I decided that the only reason the X-men ever win is because they're the good guys. They as a team are no match for Magneto but Magneto will never come out on top because he was created as a villain and villains are meant to be defeated.

Let's take a quick look at just how easily Magneto could kill/defeat the X-men. Some of these have been done in the comics but some not so much:
  1. Ripping the metal out of wolverine and using it to smother the others.(The first part happened, not so much the second)
  2. Pulling all the metals out of their X-bodies at once ( I don't even want to think what that would do to a person)
  3. Cancel out the gravitational field and launch the X-chumps into deep space.
  4. Increase the above mentioned field and crush them into paste
  5. take a sliver of metal of any kind(preferably magnetic) and push it directly through their frontal lobe effectively lobotomizing them.
Anyhow I could probably sit here and type for hours about this grizzly business but I think I made my point(whatever that was supposed to be). Regardless Magneto should have definitely beaten the X-men and most every other force that opposed him time and again but he was written as a villain and what kind of message would we be sending the kids if we let the villains win?


bad guys are awesome!

anywho, Later days everyone. Hope to see you again soon!


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